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Getting Away: Las Vegas
by Joshua Head
Miami Beach FL - July 22, 2009 ---
Quick getaways are always fun. But with a limited amount of time
for fun, you either need to
already know the area you plan to visit, or do a bit of advance
research so that you get the most out of your short trip. This time I wanted to go somewhere I hadn’t been before and I
chose Las Vegas. Las
Vegas is the epitome of capitalism at work and if you don’t do a bit
of research, you’ll spend more money than you’ll need to and also not
get as much for the money that you do spend.
Research
The Internet is the best place to begin
researching your destination. There are always websites dedicated to giving tips on saving
money, things to avoid or do, and many times even getting things for
free. I like FREE! Las Vegas is the perfect destination where advance research
pays off. Otherwise,
dollars will be slipping through your fingers left and right.
Getting the best travel and accommodations for
the best price is essential and is your first task. I recommend using the online travel sites such as
Orbitz.com and
Trip Advisor. Trip Advisor is great for getting information on the hotels
offered in Orbitz’s packages that include airfare. Trip Advisor not only gives you hotel descriptions but also
customer reviews (many of which I take with a grain of salt). Using Orbitz, the cost for my hotel/airfare package staying
at the Bellagio
was about $500 per person. The package included two free tickets to see
Cirque du Soleil’s KÀ
at the MGM Grand Hotel and Casino. Each free ticket was a $139.00 value and to top that, we were
given seats in the third row so we saw all the action up close. We chose the
Bellagio
because it was centrally located.
Second, the rooms are beautiful and spacious. And finally, with the package price, we felt it was the best
value. Other hotel
packages were only a little bit cheaper and we figured with the
small price difference, just go five-star. You should also know that when selecting a hotel, the room
rates increase dramatically on weekends, sometimes by as much as
triple ($399 a night and up). If you don’t absolutely have to be in Vegas on the weekend,
you’ll find the prices dramatically lower during the week.
Before the trip, we spent a good bit of
time researching the restaurants. From experience, I know that when you stay in a five-star
hotel, they usually have five-star prices. I also knew that some of the smaller casinos off the strip
like
Ellis Island Casino and Brewery have meal specials to entice
visitors to go to their establishments. It is a good idea to make a list of possible places you might
want to check out.
Include the address, type of meal and the time the meal is offered. Carry the list with you for easy reference. For example, some places offer a steak and egg breakfast but
only from 11pm until 8am.
It is also a good idea to research the casinos
themselves. Some casinos
have greater payouts or offer better player odds than others. Some casinos are upscale and elaborate while others are
shabby dives that are visually unappealing all together. If you do as
we did and “casino hop” (which I recommend if
you’re a first-timer), you’ll also find that some cater to children
such as
Circus Circus, some cater to the young adult crowd like
Luxor and others
may cater to those of more distinguishing tastes such as the
Bellagio or Wynn. Choose a
place that fits your style and it’ll make the time spent gambling
all the more enjoyable… especially if you win.
Arrival
Las Vegas is not really considered by most to
be a gay destination.
Although we saw many there, it wasn’t overtly in-your-face like one
might be used to in other major US cities. Arriving at the Las Vegas airport is a pleasant experience
with its contemporary design, cleanliness, and I must say,
quietness. On a short
trip such as ours, we avoided having to pay for checked bags by only
taking the roller carry-on bags. By doing this you also avoid having to wait for your bags
upon arrival and you can get to the taxi stand before the rest of
those on your flight.
There is a taxi stand just outside the front
door. And let me tell
you that if you visit in the summer the incredible blast of heat
that hits you when you exit the airport is one that you can’t
prepare for. I can
honestly say that I’ve never felt 104° Fahrenheit before and I would
compare it to a hairdryer blowing in your face on a hot summer day. Other avenues of transportation available are shuttle busses
and limousines. When
taking a taxi, you should know that there are two ways of getting to
The Strip. One is by the
highway and the other is by Paradise Road. Depending on which end of the strip you stay on would
influence the way you’d want to go. If you stay near the Luxor, you might want to take the
highway but if you are on the opposite end, Paradise Road might be a
better and/or cheaper option depending on traffic and time of day. In either case, the cost of the cab to the strip should range
from $20 to $35 but remember they don’t have flat rate charges so
with heavy traffic the price could go higher.
The Hotel
Arriving at the
Bellagio is
an experience in and of itself if you have never been to Las Vegas. Water
fountains frame the entrance, made even more beautiful
by the flower gardens around them. The hotel foyer is quite massive and looking up at the
ceiling inside you’ll see the beautiful glass sculpture of 2,000
dynamic hand-blown glass flowers by world-renowned artist, Dale Chihuly. Of course the
hotel’s signature is the dancing fountains out front that have shows
beginning around noon until midnight.
Checking in was a breeze for us (but be warned,
at other times of the day when we passed
through, the lobby
resembled a human zoo). The Bellagio is humongous so our room
was a 5-minute hike to get to from the reception desk. The hotel has a multitude of restaurants including a café, gelataria, and buffet.
You can also eat by one of the five pools or just stroll around the
indoor botanical garden that includes a brightly colored 1920’s era
Ferris wheel. The posh,
gargantuan casino makes up the rest of the main floor, with a
connecting hallway to Bellagio’s shopping mall, a collection of
upscale designer boutiques; the likes you would see in Bal Harbor or
South Beach.
Our room was spacious and beautiful. Arriving early we got one with two queen beds instead of a
king size bed as it was the only type of room available. The room
overlooked the dancing fountains out front that gave beautiful shows
throughout the afternoon and evening. I could recommend this upgraded view to anyone. It was just beautiful. The room had a television, clock radio with I-Pod hookup,
guest robes and slippers, marble bathroom with shower and soaking
tub and best of all, a double-sink vanity. The drapes weren’t the only thing electronically controlled. The mini bar was ultra-sensitive. If you remove anything from the mini bar (or in some cases,
just bump into it too hard), it electronically notes it and
charges you for it; even if you put the item back.
Getting Around
There are three main ways to get around in
Vegas - “The Deuce”, taxi or monorail. We found taxis and the monorail to be most convenient. The monorail runs from the Las Vegas Hilton down to the MGM
Grand Hotel. The
monorail is $13 per person for a 24-hour pass. This can be much cheaper than taking a cab, especially if the
traffic is heavy or there is construction. The monorail is more convenient if you’re staying on the east
side of The Strip. For
other hotels, it can involve some pretty lengthy walks across Las
Vegas Boulevard and through huge hotel lobbies and casinos. There may be times when you just don’t want to walk to the
monorail stations because of the heat or you’re just exhausted, so
using a taxi is the next best thing. Going from the Bellagio to the Luxor is about a $15 cab ride
on The Strip and about $10 taking the highway or back roads. The Luxor, Excalibur, and Mandalay Bay have a tram that will
take you between each.
When catching a taxi, you must get one at a taxi stand or at a hotel
taxi stand since it is against the law for a taxi to stop on a
street. This means that
if you’re on The Strip and are trying to flag down a taxi, you’ll be
there a long time. Many
times a taxi can pull in to a driveway and pick you up.
Finally, when catching a cab, it’s useful to know in advance
generally where you’re heading and how you want to go. We never had a problem with a driver trying to take us “the
long way around”, since we sounded like we knew exactly where we
were going and how we wanted to get there. In fact, many drivers gave us the option of choosing between
“traffic and view”, or back roads (“faster and cheaper”).
Activities
Like a cruise ship in so many ways, Las Vegas
offers many activities for young and old. Spas, pools, hotels with various themes such as the Luxor’s
pyramid or Excalibur’s castle or even Treasure Island’s pirate boat
out front. Some, like
Circus Circus, offer indoor theme parks and circus shows or even New
York New York’s outdoor coaster. There are hundreds of nightclubs, all vying for your wallet. There are plenty of day trips you can take to the Hoover Dam
or the Grand Canyon. But
the activity that generates the most attention are the numerous
A-list shows featuring stars such as Cher, Bette Midler, Cirque de
Soleil, comedians, magicians, and dinner theaters. And of course there are the casinos. Our package came with free tickets to
Cirque du Soliel’s KÀ
and what a show it was.
As the website describes it, “KÀ, the unprecedented, gravity-defying
production by
Cirque du Soleil takes adventure to an all new level.”
And it did go to a new level, multiple levels. And sitting in our FREE third-row seats made it even better. Even if we had to pay, KÀ would have been well worth the
money spent.
If you do go for a package that includes a free
ticket to a show, you must go to the box office and get your
tickets in advance. I strongly
recommend reserving your tickets as soon as possible and then getting to
the box office when it opens to insure you get the best seats. Some seats are provided as a pre-paid discount voucher with
no reserved seat number.
The later you wait, the worse your seats will be, as each class
of seats is allocated on a first-come, first-served basis. Money saving tip - skip the $15 frozen drinks at the
concession and just get a regular drink. Although tasty and large, there’s very little alcohol in
them.
The second show we checked out was
Chris Angel’s Believe. This was a spur of the moment
decision, so we checked out one
of the many outlets that sell ‘’day of” tickets that haven’t sold at
the box office. We went
to the
Fashion Show Mall where we knew one such booth existed. However when we arrived, we realized many, many others knew
of it too. While one of
us waited in the long line outside in the 100-degree heat,
the other
went upstairs to eat at the food court. Low and behold, another company, Las Vegas Half
Price Tickets, had a ticket booth
with no line at all. A quick call downstairs confirmed both places were offering
tickets at the same price. In mere minutes we had our $135 tickets for $87. When you buy tickets this way you will get a ticket voucher,
and so you must go directly to the show’s box office to get the best
seats, which is what we did. Now, I like Chris Angel and his television program on A&E
Network, however even with Cirque du Soleil’s production added in
this show, it was quite a letdown. Specifically, the magic was just remedial. Although overall it was a fun time (and a show for adults, if
you’ve got kids, take them elsewhere), even at the discount price, I
recommend a full on Cirque de Soleil show instead.
Dining
This will be short. Why? Because
there are just too many places to eat. I will however tell you a
couple of places that we ate that
we found to be fine or better. The first night, still on Eastern Time and pretty hungry by 7
PM Vegas time, we walked across the street to the
Miracle
Mile Shops at Planet Hollywood. Miracle Mile Shops is an indoor mall where we ate at
Lombardi’s Romagna Mia which had reasonable prices for good Italian
food, around $10-$15 per plate. The next morning, we had a nice breakfast of scrambled eggs,
sausage or bacon, and home fries for $3.95 each at
la Salsa Cantina
just across from Lombardi’s. If you are a breakfast type of person, you should know that
after 11am you’ll be eating lunch unless you want to stand and wait
in the long lines at one of the two Denny’s. Twice we had lunch at the food court at the
Fashion
Show Mall because prices at the restaurants in the hotels are a
bit expensive. Also,
with the Las Vegas summer heat, it is difficult to really enjoy
eating. Las Vegas does
have world-class restaurants if you so desire. Many of the United States’ best chefs such as Wolfgang Puck
and Todd English have restaurants there.
Gambling
While you can spend entire days in Vegas and
never touch a slot machine or get in on the non-stop action at one
of the gaming tables, let’s be realistic. We’re in Las Vegas and we’re going to gamble. I won’t go on about which are the best games, what strategy
you should use or which casinos are better than others. The casinos are nothing more than giant piggy banks for the
resorts, and if you play for long enough, you will lose. It is up to each individual to determine his or her tolerable
level of losses.
That said, here are a couple of tips that might
save you some cash when hitting the gaming tables.
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Join the casino “Players’ Club”. Almost every casino has some version of a players’ clubs. You enroll in the casino and after they verify your
identity, you’ll get a plastic card.
Once you get the card, use it every time you play slots
or gamble at the tables.
As you play, you gain points that you can redeem during your
stay for free play, meal discounts, hats, t-shirts, etc.
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If you play table games like Blackjack, roulette or craps, buy
in (trade your cash for chips) with as much cash as you can
afford, even if you don’t plan on gambling all of it away.
For example, it’s better to buy $100 of chips than to buy
$20 at a time. When you
buy in, always present your players’ club card to the dealer or
pit boss. They will rate
your play and if you’re at the table long enough and/or bet
enough, you may find that you’re offered free trips to the
buffet, free tickets to shows, etc.
I saw one woman at the Pai Gow Poker table with me ask
for, and get, four free passes to the Bellagio buffet after
about 45 minutes of play (although she was betting a lot
each hand).
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The last evening of your stay, if you’ve been gambling more than
a few hours each day, pay a visit to the casino office.
Speak to one of the casino hosts there and ask if you’re
entitled to any “comps” (free stuff) based upon your level of
play. If you have
something specific you’re looking for, don’t be afraid to ask,
as long as the request is reasonable. For example, if you’re not a “high roller”, don’t expect
to be comp’ed your entire hotel bill. I went to the casino office and the host credited me back
a half-day of my room charges and the meals I had charged to my
room (in total about $300). The basic rule; if you’d like something, ask. If the request is reasonable, you will probably get it. If not, the worst they can say is “no”.
In Closing
Las Vegas is a wonderful destination for anyone
that likes bright lights, themed hotels, food, shopping and casinos. As I said earlier,
we found Vegas to be similar to being on a
cruise ship except everything is so much bigger. During this trip, we didn’t include any nightclubs (or any
other activity you’d consider exclusively “gay”). We just didn’t have enough time. But Las Vegas does have gay nightlife such as
Krave on The
Strip and other smaller gay venues off The Strip on the “Fruit
Loop”. Our trip to
Fashion Show Mall proved that the boys do love their shopping since
there appeared to be quite a congregation of “family” at all the
label stores.
We loved the Bellagio and found the staff to be
extra nice and helpful with any questions we had - and we did have
some. I recommend you to
ask your questions, use the free gambling classes that nearly
all casinos offer. Have
a “love night” where you eat well and sip wine or champagne while
watching the dancing fountains. This is one place were nearly everyone walks around with a
smile (unless it’s 104 degrees out and it is me) and looks as though
they are enjoying themselves. You should casino-hop to see the many different hotels and
hotel themes. The
weather can be unimaginably hot, especially in the summer. The temperature ranged between 99° to 104° the four days we
were there. And don’t
let anyone tell you that “well, it’s a dry heat…”. HOT is HOT. Yes
there is a difference between Miami’s 90 and Las Vegas’, but at 100
it is uncomfortable anywhere.
With all of its amenities I would expect more
gays and lesbians visiting Las Vegas. It has everything they could ask for. It has beautiful hotels, Bette and Cher
(the real ones), nightclubs, and
alcohol with plenty of places to shop and eat. We look forward to
our next trip and hope to bring friends to
this “adult Disney Land” that, with the exception of the casinos
there and the beaches here, could be considered “sister” cities.
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