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Milan and Northern Italy- Fun, Fashion, and Food
By Joshua Head


Milan, Italy, March 20, 2008 --- We arrived on Thursday morning to the city of fashion.   Milan is said to be the fashion capitol of the world.  I can at least vouch that it has some of the most expensive fashion in the world.  It could compare to South Beach any day with prices and style. It’s also the biggest city in North Italy and the financial capitol of Italy.  Milan is not only a city with a bank on every corner, there are plenty of museums and monuments of old to see and enjoy.  I was pleasantly surprised.  Let me say from the beginning that Rick Steves’ travel guides are by far the best in the world and always a handy reference for any trip to Europe.

We made our way to our hotel, the Hotel Star.  Most European hotels are a bit smaller Hotel Starthan what Americans are used to.  Also, their “star” rating system has nothing to do with how good the hotel is, just what amenities the hotel has such as an in-room bathroom.  Ours was a 3 star and I enjoyed it very much.  We always do our research before booking hotels in Europe.  I don’t do shared bathrooms and in the summer, air conditioning is a must.  Our hotel was perfectly located just two blocks from the Duomo Cathedral. 

I can never sleep on a plane, so after a quick nap we took a stroll over to the Duomo Cathedral.  Surprisingly we popped in during Mass.  I’m not Catholic so I’ve never seen Mass except on television and found it Duomo Cathedral at nightto be very interesting; being here Easter weekend added to the intrigue.  The Duomo is a very large collection of spires, ornate statues and gargoyles held up by columns the size of redwoods and great arches overhead.  The inside was as cavernous as any cathedral hundreds of years old would be.  Stained glass climbed each wall with multicolored sparkles dancing together to combine into Biblical images and scenes.  The stained glass windows in churches are always a favorite of mine.  We then walked through the Galleria Vittorio Emanuele II which Galleria Vittorio Emanuele IIis a massive upscale mall with McDonald’s probably having the most reasonable prices of all the stores there.  After our relatively quick stroll, it was time for dinner.
Unlike many other cities in Europe, people in Milan don’t necessarily eat at 10pm or later.  As a matter of fact, they eat very much like we in America do at reasonable hours.  They also have this great thing called aperitivo. Aperitivo is a great way to sample Italian foods and even a great dinner. You pay for a cocktail and eat all you want from the buffet. This is basically a "happy hour" and many of the locals take full advantage of it. We took Rick Steves’ advice and chose to go to Trattoria Dell’Angolo.  It is small and homey and filled with Italian class and ambiance.  With the French couple on one side of us cuddling, kissing and being nauseatingly loving and the large carafe of Pinot Grigio wine we ordered, the mood was set.  The carafe of wine helped us stomach our neighboring couple, but it was sweet and romantic.  Our feast consisted of Osso bucco & Risotto alla Milanese, and on my plate, Cottoleta alla Milanese.  After dinner, we leisurely strolled back to the hotel to get rest for the next day’s trip to Venice.
  
Friday’s adventure began with two cappuccinos and a sandwich and then we were off to Stazione Centrale headed to Venice- Grand CanalVenice, Italy.  Taking the train to other cities in Europe is very easy and can lead to a great adventure if only because you get to see life and countryside outside of the cities.  Riding on the train, in the distance you can see the start of the Alps which extend around to the Dolomites.  Snow capped mountains surround our view and run alongside us nearly the entire train ride to Venice.  You get to see places like where they mine the marble for all of the monuments and buildings in the cities of Italy.  Chunks of the hills are eaten away to provide the beautiful stone that builds these great European cities. Or the many small vinyards just beginning to turn green in the spring warmth.

Venice is a spectacular city but more reminds me of a Universal Studios back lot. It is everything I expected yet not what I expected.  I try these days to not have expectations because you can be easily disappointed but this wasn’t any disappointment, just different.  At first arrival, we rode the water bus to St. Mark’s SquareMacabre decorations on a building.  It was a leisurely stop-and-go trip that really gives you a chance to see the failing architecture that one day will be engulfed by the rising waters.  Venice is a city that is very macabre.  And that is the only way I could describe it.  It is the epitome of macabre reminding me of scenes from Phantom of the Opera or old Edgar Allen Poe movies with Vincent Price. Once at Basilica di San Marco, I was dumbfounded by the amount of tourists that filled this gray concrete mass.  The cathedral is Basilica di San Marcobeautiful and old.  The doorways are decorated with multicolored frescoes and the large dome can be seen above most other buildings.   After lunch we strolled down the narrow medieval streets until the cold finally took its toll. The buildings began to look alike and we had pretty much seen what we set out to.  Although a fantastic place for some, it is a good quick daytrip for me.  I’m beginning to wonder if it isn’t the weight of the tourists making Venice sink.

Saturday night- Milan nightlife

(Note: Since our visit, Billy Club has relocated to a new venue, so what follows may be somewhat dated).

Let me first say that if you choose to go to Billy Club, plan your way home, especially if it is a holiday weekend.  Billy Club is your typical gay disco and is only a twenty minute tram ride from the Duomo area.  Once you exit the tram, the club is a quick walk across the street, set back in a large parking lot.  We arrived around 12:15am and the parking lot was filled with people getting their last puffs from their cigarettes which are banned inside.  We would later realize that after a certain hour, there isn’t strict adherence to that policy as many began lighting up on the dance floor.   Compared to American standards, the entrance policy was quite different to say the least.  As we walked up to the doorman, he asked if we were on the list.  Of course the dumb Americans aren’t, we thought once inside.  He then made sure to notify the dumb Americans “You know this is gay night don’t you?”  I thought this was actually pretty decent of him since many clubs in South Beach cater to gays yet attract many straights but never notify them before they enter.  They were very courteous as they handed us a ticket and moved us inside.  The ticket read “IN”.  Once inside, we went to the coat-check which also gives you another “IN” ticket along with a numbered ticket.  We were beginning to wonder if this was going to be free, but the dumb Americans realized that the lineup of people waiting to pay at a single register at the back of the club was how you paid. You basically handed your “IN” tickets to the cashier, handed over a wad of Euros for cover, coat-check and drink tickets, and were issued “OUT” tickets which you then traded at the end of the night to get your coat back and to be able to exit the club. We promptly got in line and followed the example of the locals.

The number of DJs on the roster was a lot by U.S. standards, four in all.  Remember that the club gets busy around midnight and closes around 4am.  The first DJ would have never made it in the States as he was basically just playing songs - no mixing/transitioning.  Once the next DJ began, people filled the dance floor.  I would equate his style to a Euro-techno Peter Rauhofer.  The club filled quickly and in typical gay club fashion, go-go boys, Italian stallions in silver sequined pants took to the center box which was more like a stage.   I must say that this definitely was the most and also the hottest gay boys I saw in the city, save the one we saw shopping at Zara’s.  Save him and bring him home with us.  We just love shopping at Zara's.  The clothes are great too.  One observation I found odd... although we were in Italy, and the majority of the guys in the club spoke Italian as well as the club employees, all of the signage and images projected onto the walls were written in English.

The club closed around 4am and as I said before you should plan for your return since trams, trains and busses may not be running or running on a different schedule.  On holidays, such as the weekend we were there, they didn’t begin running again until 6am or 7am.  We chose to leave the club around 3:30am and found no taxis to be had, not even at the taxi stand.  The result, we walked an hour back to the hotel in what was to these two Miami Beach boys, frigid weather.  Well, it was in the 40’s and that’s frigid to us. 

Sunday, after spending half the night walking in the cold from the club, we slept in.  Out of the room by Castello Sforzesco noon, we stopped by McDonald’s café for a quick cappuccino Castello Sforzesco Entranceor three and breakfast…um, a hamburger. This isn’t something we normally do but we didn’t want to waste daylight and sightseeing time.  We walked over to Castello Sforzesco and over to Parco Sempione.  Castello Sforzesco is massive and given the time, you could explore for a couple of hours.  Construction of the castle began in the mid 1300’s but only years later was it finished.  And then it saw demolition and bombings from wars and many restorations.  We chose to walk straight through to Parco Sempione which was beautiful andParco Sempione tipped with the hint of spring colors.  As you exit the castle you’re greeted by a makeshift market with Castello Sforzesco fake name brand wear including hand bags and belts.  A typical sight in Europe made a bit uncomfortable with the narrow passage of illegal items and their sellers.  Buying from them can land you in the Italian pokey. 

 

For Monday’s activities, we took a train up to Lake Como, or Lago di Como.  The lake is of glacial origin in Lake Como looking Southnorthern Italy and is the third largest lake in Italy.  It forms a λ shape, in which the city we visited, Varenna, was just on the right side of the split.  After leaving the train station, we walked down towardsLake Como the water to take in the spectacular view.  This was a view unlike anything I have ever seen; the lake with a backdrop of the Alps tipped white with snow.  A very comfortable spring day, about 52°F and mostly sunny, we walked down one of the very small and narrow roads which had a surprisingly large number of cars navigating them.  A very small town, Varenna is very Lake Como looking Northpicturesque with a ferry dock just centered.  That was the reason for all the cars traveling back and forth.  We were beginning to get hungry and we stopped by the Victoria Grill at the Hotel Royal Victoria.  They had a generous menu with pizzas from €6,50 to full meals at €19,00 ($10- $23).  After our lunch, we continued our walk by the water taking in the beauty of this place, a world away from the bustling city of Milano.  Varenna is a great day-trip from Milan.  Train fare is only €4,95 each way and only about an hour away, it is not only cheap but an easy get-away.  Varenna gives you the beauty of Lake Como without the crowds of the city of Como.  Varenna was a perfect end to a wonderful trip to Northern Italy.